Well to begin wid i wud lik 2 make it VERY clear dat don'tch uy guys get 2 much excited by jst havin a look at d title..D nights dat i m talkin' abt r quite usual n r marked by a complete abstinence of any passion n d unmentionable stuff dats corrupting ur dirty little devil minds....Movin on...hav any of u guys wondered y only a bunch of guys(fondly called as bookworms) who applied for crash courses succeeded nhopeless freaks lik us flunked d same? NO ?well... no wonder... cuz ur thinking powers might also hav vanished by d time u actually read upto this point... given 2 d fact dat no1 cares 2 even post somthn in any of d topics.... I begin by takin into consideration a very unique character named tushar(dude..no offence meant!).Well wen me n pulkit wer bored(which v wer always!)v used 2 fool around in da corridors n hav a sneak peek in d scholars' rooms.On one such fine nite v strolled arnd in tushar's room n found out gyan in a laughing hysteric....(Gyan..unlike his name, was a source of time pass n hottest gossipdoing rounds those days...which he proudly continues 2 b upto this date). gyan was tushar's roomie n on slight cajoling gyan blurted out....."---It was a case of classic nerdness exhibited by tushar....here it is...It was laid down inan invisible lawbook dat whilst travelling by lifts(which v had 2 always cuz our rooms weron da 8th floor) a gal or a boy shud not travel alone...bah!...a gal n a boy combined as a couple shudn't travel eithr downstairs or upstairs for any duration of time whatsoevern while travelling u mst b accompanied by a 'group'....(man AM i putting things in ur head)...me n pullu as usual wer never a part of this freak thing or law or rule or watevr dhell it was..but d DUDE...tushar WAS...On such a fateful day(for us) or an unfateful day(for him)....it so happened dat he had 2 travel downstairs 2 fetch some water frm da cooler(Obviously Gyanbeing d RAQSHAS considered it below his dignity 2 put himself 2 d petty troubles lik fetching water)...Our hero..wen he pressed d button 4 callin a lift....was facing a herd of gals frm our batch also goin dowstairs..tushar, being a self proclaimed bramhachaari na staunch believer of a thing such as decency...BACKED out at once n letd gals go---" "So wat u dumba** "...v chorused unanimously at gyan..."its pretty normal"...weird stuff happening all over d place WAS normal in NBH...Again gyan pointed regretfully on our stupidity by askin us 2 hav a look on tushar's study table...n THR IT WAS...a shining black bottlecontaining a tiny sliding opening at its mouth...wrapped arnd d bottle was an equallyastonishing piece of paper on which was imprinted..."AXE...JAVA"..It was a f**kin deodarant...n dat too AXE...AXE DEO...JAVA...Now it was weird 2 imagine tushar spray d dumbspray on himself n all da ladies being intoxicated n carried away following him wanting to b wanted by him..as shown in its ad...WHAW...v pinched ourselves hard n yet cudnt believe datv wer in present...in reality..!!! For very obvious reasons i cant elaborate how v irritated n traumatised tushar...V wer bad folks...n v enjoyed being bad..haha...The nxt NORMAL thing which recurred every nite was Gyan strolling arnd in d corridorwearing a shawl in THAKUR's manner (of sholay fame) shouting "JAAGTE RAHO"...manavsquatting on d staircase surrounded by piles of books scanning every single alphabet...pulkit n me listening "FIRANGEE GAANE" again n again much 2 d discomfort of those who hated usanyways.....!!! Well..the best part was dat time of d night wen v used 2 go to Gyan's room after midnight......
Now Gyan had a maveric electronic instrument called as a radio which aired a show named"Loveguru"...Since it dint hav any speakers n was 2 b heard usin earfones only, much of dargument was all abt who gets 2 listen 4 how mch amt of time through dat ONE piece of earfone(cuz d second one was always glued in d owners' ear all d time)..It was amazingly weird nstupid 2 enjoy whole heartedly how 'roadside romeos' or 'nakchadi haseenaye' had beenexperiencing problems wid their 'bewafa sanam'... n 2 top it all a freaky fool helped d ones in distressby offering his piece of advice on the way the relationship has 2 b maintained..YEW.. Oh no...actually its YEW YEW or rather YAWK !Well...watevr...v used 2 hav long discussions on d PROBLEMS dat wer askd on d show n used 2 engage into a G.D. on d best possible answer...D discussion used 2 intensify at times n even got 2 d point of heightened nonsense by a group of folks who wer supposed 2 b studyinlaws of physics n maths but NOT d chemistry of romance....Watevr...as d xams came approachin,d only thing dumb ppl lik me wer sure abtwas d fact dat "Loveguru" was a boring program dat radio guys wer airing andthr is nthng as good as good ol' ghar ka khaana....As obvious v guys flunked d xams n let our destinies roll in time...
